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 Apple's time is limited.   
Tuesday, November 21 2006 @ 04:43 PM PST

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By guest writer, industry analyst David Keppelmeyer. David is CEO of The Keppelmeyer Group

In the last few years Apple has been the darling of the gadget press. Profits and sales are reported to be sailing higher than ever, and at a glance, the company's success would seem to be assured. Under the surface however, there is little to be happy about for followers of the Macintosh, Apple's aged platform, and the iPod. While the iPod is a solid if limited music player, it's an offering without the backing of Microsoft, and missing several killer features of the Redmond giant's new Zune music player.

Financial health.

Much has been made of Apple's profits in the last several years going to their cash reserves, but looking more closely at apple's figures shows a worm. This last quarter's results show a drop of $1.621 billion, or more than 20% since the previous quarter. A loss like this could kill a smaller company, but the mainstream press, starry eyed from the release of the shiny Macbook Pro and Mac Pro has passed on reporting these figures.

While stock value represents a highly variable change, the picture is not so rosy here either. In early January this year, Apple's stock slid from an impressive high over $85 per share to only just hold its position above $50 in July, wiping almost 41% of Apple's value off the sheets.

Costs also accrued due to recent fixes for iPod manufacturing issues in overseas production areas, where investigators found "violations of established codes of conduct". With falling Mac market share, more of Apple's business has relied on the venerable iPod, and increasing iPod production costs are cause for concern.

Legal woes

Fresh from losing its action against Creative Technology, Ltd, resulting in a payment of $100 million plus ongoing licensing to Creative takes Apple's value down even further. Several class action suits, both lost (such as that over iPod batteries) and pending regarding exploding Powerbook batteries, Macbook shutdown issues and defective cinema displays eat even further into cash reserves. Expect each of these to restrain the company from adapting as quickly to moving market pressures, vital to Apple's long term survival.

Microsoft's new strategy of inserting itself in the Unix market via a contract for Linux support with Novell should be a concern to Apple. With the Unix based Mac OS X struggling to take more than 3% of the worldwide market, Microsoft could win the hearts of geeks everywhere and help strengthen the Linux hold on Unix installations. Currently, Novell's SuSE Linux is the only system indemnified against legal action by Microsoft. Criticism of the deal aside, this does leave other Linux and Unix based systems vulnerable, and Apple is the next biggest after Linux.

While it may be a long shot, keep an eye out on possible action against Apple from The SCO Group, currently challenging IBM for unlicensed use of SCO IP. When CEO of SCO, Darl McBride, was asked in 2004 if SCO would be seeking royalties and damages from Apple (among others) over infringing Unix code use, his response that SCO would pursue all avenues for monetizing their intellectual property left no doubts that other companies were on the SCO radar. After the finalising of the SCO vs IBM suit in 2007, be on the lookout for SCO's next target.

Competition

Apple's switch to Intel has helped prop up the company since the Macbook was released at Macworld 2006, and initial sales surged ahead of the market. Macintosh notebook users, long held back by the anemic Powerbook G4 speeds which never climbed above 1.6GHz made a rush for the new machines, and Intel's Core Duo processor gave a new lease of life to a long suffering line of notebooks. In relative terms, the new Macbooks were impressively faster, but in an absolute sense Apple was only catching up to norm in the Windows world, and only offering half the performance possibility - where PC manufacturers may choose between Intel and AMD processors, Apple has restricted itself to only one side of the equation, running 100% Intel. If a buyer wants AMD performance, they can't get it from a Mac.

The Intel switch leads to other problems. Beginning in 1984, Apple always had the marketing advantage of selling something different, first with the uniqueness of the first popular mass market mouse-driven GUI, then later Macs were differentiated by the power of RISC based PowerPC chips. Now however, there is no difference between a PC and a Mac. Both of them can run Windows, both use the same processors; even the mother boards and graphics are designed by Intel. Performance savvy individuals who want performance from a Mac will soon find that building their own PC from commodity parts will give equal performance for a quarter of the price. A Core 2 Duo processor and supporting motherboard can be had for under $300, where a new Mac pro, even a Mac mini, is substantially more expensive. An already shrinking Mac market share looks even more tenuous.

On the operating systems scene, Microsoft's Vista is available to professionals now, and expected to be released to the public more than 3 months before Apple's Mac OS X 10.5 Leopard, which should arrive a full two years after the ageing Tiger. For those computer owners who are looking for a new operating system, the first one off the block will have the lion's share (big cat pun intended) of the market.

Macintosh is only half of Apple's worries, and the iPod is facing stiffer competition. Before the iPod debuted, the mp3 player market consisted of little more than hardware that played songs, leaving the acquisition and management of music up to the user. Then Apple released iTunes to complement the iPod, and through the integration of hardware, software and their online store, Apple turned a simple peripheral into a complete platform. In the 5 years since, this has worked well for the Cupertino giant, but they're no longer the only kid on the block.

Microsoft's backing of the Zune project is a gigantic blow to Apple. Zune's music store sells over two million songs, a hit to Apple who has spent the last few years gradually building up to their current offerings, and Zune looks to take the market by storm. Where the iPod is just a music player, the Zune offers more in every facet. Zune has a larger screen, plays more video formats, and even plays AAC format tunes (AAC is Apple's audio codec, designed to play on iPods). If you want to trade files with another iPod user on the road, you can't. There are ways of 'hacking' the iPod to allow transfers when connected to a computer, but these are not practical for most users, even if they carried their Macbooks everywhere. With Zune's easy wireless networking, you can share your music, movies, photos and files to other mp3 players, no messing around. A quality FM radio is included with Zune, but not with iPod - it's an extra cost accessory, and not available on all models. Cultural preferences aside, the iPod may have marketing momentum, but that can be a faddish in a fickle market dictated by fashion, and the Zune has Microsoft's backing - hardly something to ignore, considering the success of the XBox series of games consoles over Sony's playstation, which just a few years ago owned the market.

The future

I don't see bright times ahead for Apple. Since the early 1990s and a market share already dwindling down from 20% to under 3% today, a reversal of fortunes looks unlikely even in what seems good times. Unless the beleaguered Cupertino company can spring a magic goose from its hat, it would seem this Apple is cooked.

Apple's best choice for staying in business would be to milk the iPod for what it's worth over the next two years, and concede the music player market to Microsoft. With the profits from the last of the iPods, force a change in the company from hardware to software, while licensing out hardware manufacturing to others. Apple's iLife suite remains one of the gems in the software world, and a second option of licensing Mac OS X with iLife to a PC manufacturer with the experience of providing cheap volume produced computers such as Dell or HP could save them. There's no reason for Apple to keep sinking dollars after hardware when it spends so much on R&D, for a product that's no different to any other PC on the market. Even if the big three hardware manufacturers didn't go for Mac OS X, porting iLife to Windows would be a success all on its own, given the inroads made with iTunes on Windows.

The future is never set in stone, but if Apple continue the way they are it won't be two years until they're shutting up shop, closing the doors on a long but very expensive history.

David Keppelmeyer is a guest writer and head of The Keppelmeyer Group based in Lindon, UT. The Keppelmeyer Group can provide your business with the expertise that only our eighteen years combined industry experience can bring.






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Apple's time is limited.
Authored by: GregA on Wednesday, November 22 2006 @ 09:42 AM PST
It's been a long time since I've read such a one-sided, pro-microsoft
article (that's not to say there haven't been lots... just I haven't read one
in a while :)). It's actually pretty funny.

A drop in Apple's results of $1.621million? Ah.. I see (thanks for the link
at least).. yes their cash balance dropped $1.621mil. Of course their
short term investments jumped $2.555mil... I wonder if they put some of
their cash into short term investments. The horror :)

Anyway, lets not let reality get in the way of your article.

The creative deal is an interesting one. Apple pays Creative $100million
protecting them from the patent issue, and gaining creative as an iPod
accessory maker. If Creative gets patent fees from other players Apple
gets some of their $100million back. You said it was ongoing licensing to
creative, but the link you gave says it's a once off. Did you read your
link?

I had to have a laugh at your comment that with the recent Linux deal
"Microsoft could win the hearts of geeks everywhere". Really? I didn't
see anything in the deal which would appeal to any Linux geek. I do
think MS is playing an interesting game by paying Novell a large sum of
$$$ and announcing Novell has paid a small sum of $$$ for some
infringing patents in Linux. I don't know how it'll pay out, but MS does
seem to be running scared of the Linux movement.

And lastly Zune. "Microsoft's backing of the Zune project"? You mean
Microsoft's Zune? That's like saying "Apple's backing of the iPod project"
isn't it? Kinda misleading. The Zune store sells over 2million songs... well
you are right that Apple started much smaller (after all, they got the
market started), but they have more than 2million now though I couldn't
find exact figures (http://www.apple.com/pr/library/2006/apr/
04dmband.html). Why is this a bad thing?

Anyway, a very misleading article. Part of me wants to say "please try to
make it look unbiased"... but another part of me likes when something is
so blatantly wrong, it stops me being mislead.

I do hope MS gave you something nice for the article though :)
Greg
ps. Please don't compare the cost of a full Core2Duo computer against a
simple motherboard+CPU :). Do it properly - compare similar Dell, HP,
and Apple hardware - it's more interesting.
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  • Apple's time is limited. - Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 06:27 AM PST
  • Shock journalism! - Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 04:58 PM PST
  • Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: GregA on Wednesday, November 22 2006 @ 10:03 AM PST
    Another laugh.

    "Mac OS X 10.5 Leopard ... should arrive a full two years after the ageing
    Tiger"

    Vista should arrive a full, what, 5 years? after the ageing
    XP?
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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, November 22 2006 @ 07:56 PM PST
    And all this on the day when Apple's share price reached a historic high.
    Just think how it could have been if investors were not swayed by this
    riveting report.

    Don't give up your day job.
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  • Apple's time is limited. - Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, November 22 2006 @ 08:57 PM PST
  • Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, November 22 2006 @ 08:55 PM PST
    I have never read such a biased article in my life...
    Mac OS X 10.5 Leopard is a full TWO years after Tiger?
    Vista is more than FIVE after XP!
    But even if Apple waited another 3 years before introducing another OS,
    they'd still be ahead of Vista...

    And as for the comments on how the zune is going to beat the iPod; with
    it's killer features: such as video playback (That is amzingly new... I
    wonder when We will see that in the iPod) and that awesome Wifi, that
    cannot connect to a hotspot or sync with a PC, and and aloows you to
    send songs that expire after 3 plays... I will leave no comment there,
    except for the fact that even Bill Gates says that the iPod is better...

    Please, next time you want to write an article like this: make sure that
    you actually read it back to yourself first: Maybe it would lead to it
    making more sense...
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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, November 22 2006 @ 09:26 PM PST
    "The Keppelmeyer Group can provide your business with the expertise that only our eighteen years combined industry experience can bring."

    Mr Keppelmeyer, do you provide your business clients the same kind of pertinent analysis than this one ? I hope you still have some clients left...
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  • Lindon, UT - Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 12:53 AM PST
  • Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, November 22 2006 @ 11:15 PM PST
    I have to agree with the previous comments.

    This article sounds so one sided that it's hard to accept that it is an
    unbiased piece. More likely it sounds like a mouthpiece for Microsoft or
    someone with a vested interest.

    I don't think this will really fool anyone.
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  • Apple's time is limited. - Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 12:48 AM PST
  • Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 12:44 AM PST
    See the following:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchebag
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  • Apple's time is limited. - Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 02:16 AM PST
  • Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 04:19 AM PST
    Mr Keppelmeyer, if your advices are as the article you wrote I have to say you are incompetent and have been clueless for the past 18 years !

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    What a Pile of Zune!
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 04:23 AM PST
    You aren't serious, are you? This is a joke site, right? You couldn't write an article with more out-and-out BS if you were just trying for parody sake.

    Tell me this is a joke.
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  • Author is an idiot - Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 04:37 AM PST
  • What a Pile of Zune! - Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 04:53 AM PST
  • AAPL
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 04:44 AM PST
    I think he's probably shorted AAPL and is shitting in his pants at the current stock price.

    And if not, hey dumbass, how about shorting AAPL right now and see how it goes over the next 2 years?
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  • Sigh... - Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 04:53 AM PST
  • ROTFLMAO! - Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 06:30 AM PST
  • Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 05:18 AM PST
    The stock slip earlier this year is your most relevant point in the article.
    That's a big drop over a short period of time.

    But you neglect to mention it's back up, OVER what it was at the high point
    you quote. I think that's a rather important detail to forget to mention.
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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: seaky2000 on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 06:12 AM PST
    Wow! What an objective, fact-filled, well-reasoned post. I particularly liked the headline-making observation about the Zune's market dominance. If you are available to provide for-fee consulting to those seeking enlightenment, please, contact me. I look forward to your revelations about Google and its obviously flawed technology and the distortions about its "alleged" share of the Web search and advertising markets. Clearly MSN and Live.com will choke the life out of those Mountain View hackers just as Microsoft has put its jack boot on the throat of the addled Steve Jobs and the Apple spawn. Outstanding analysis! I will tell my friends, "Don't fail to miss the next dump truck of gems" from you.
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    AAC - Apple's audo codec?
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 06:29 AM PST
    srsly? Apple's audio codec? I thought it stood for Advanced Audio Codec and was developed by Dolby Labs
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    Keppelmeyer's time is wasted.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 06:31 AM PST
    Mr. Keppelmeyer must be joking, off his meds, on the MS dole, or all of the above. This ridiculous "analysis" is so full of falsehoods and nonsensical conclusions & forecasts, that it serves as an anti- advertisement for The Keppelmeyer Group, a strong counter to the laughable claim of "expertise". (Actually, I suspect that the "Group" consists of David, and occasionally his Mom when he emerges from his room in her basement up in their Utah cabin.)

    He fails to acknowledge that somehow, "without the backing of Microsoft", the iPod owns the MP3 player market, i.e., despite what he implies, Microsoft backing is not a requirement for success.

    He falsely states that Apple "lost" in legal actions such as that with Creative, when in fact the two parties came to a settlement that benefits both companies. No judge or jury made that happen. Most large, long- standing companies routinely make such settlements--legal settlements are a normal part of the corporate process, often a lucritive revenue stream for smaller companies. Creative had been completely unsuccessful competing with the iPod, so legal action leading to settlement was a much more lucrative financial plan. Obviously, they adopted an "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" philosophy, as part of the settlement "blesses" them as iPod accessory supplier.

    "Now however, there is no difference between a PC and a Mac." Even without all of the other nonsense, this alone would discredit Keppelmeyer's so-called expertise.

    He falsely suggests that Apple's OS releases are lagging behind Microsoft's, though the rest of the world (outside The Keppelmeyer "Group") knows how grossly behind schedule is Vista, and how similar many of its features and much of its appearance are to Tiger & Leopard.

    He falsely states that Apple first released the iPod, then iTunes "to complement the iPod." Other way around, historical revisionist: iTunes was introduced over 9 months prior to the first iPod. Apple's iPod has never been "the only kid on the block"...just by far the biggest kid on the block.

    "Zune...is a gigantic blow to Apple." This is a false statement in the present tense, and the future remains to be seen. I wouldn't be surprised if more iPods are sold this Christmas than in any previous holiday season, in spite of Zune. It appears that Keppelmeyer would very much like to see Zune claim a large market share, and is making false statements and predictions in an effort to help realize that desire. Too bad he comes off as such an MS drone lacking credibility.

    He falsely suggests that the XBox displaced Sony's Playstation in market share. PS2 beat XBox in market share, roughly 2-to-1 if I remember correctly (and I say that as an XBox owner). Obviously XBox 360 is currently leading PS3 in market share since the latter has been available for less than a week now, so it remains to be seen which of these 2nd- gen platforms will claim the long term market share lead. Again, Keppelmeyer lets no fact stand in the way of his self-appointed role of MS cheerleader.

    "Beleagured Cupertino company..." He really sounds like a tired, laughable Soviet Cold War propagandist. He might as well say, "Redmond will bury the decadent imperialististic capitalists of Cupertino" while banging his shoe on his keyboard.

    OK, enough fun discrediting the ridiculous "head of The Keppelmeyer Group"...it's far too easy. I like reading the analysis & opinions of Windows & Linux users and others outside the Mac evangelists, but only when they demonstrate at least some objectivity & footing in reality.

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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 06:35 AM PST
    Yay! It's time to dust of the Ol' "Apple Death Knell Counter" and give it an increment! I was beginning to get worried about the old thing, what with all the cheerful apple ipod and intel-mac news these days. In fact I was about to predict a death knell for the Death Knell Counter. Guess I was wrong. It's so easy to make crazy predictions, ya know? ;-)
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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 06:44 AM PST
    David Keppelmeyer is a guest writer and head of The Keppelmeyer Group based in Lindon, UT.

    Wow, you know, the first time I read that I would have sworn it said "based in his mom's basement" instead of "Lindon, UT." Wonder what I was thinking.

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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 06:57 AM PST
    You Microsoft people need to get over the bitterness. I understand that it must suck to still be on the same platform since well... forever, but thats your own fault. You need to get off of your knees in front of Bill, and do something with your life.
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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: monk050 on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 07:02 AM PST
    Bravo!
    Amazing satire. I loved it. Hhahahaha
    At first I raised the zealots sword for Apple as a longtime follower then realized this is just fake. That is the best kind of satire!
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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 07:15 AM PST
    This one is the funniest in the 'Keppelmeyer' series yet.

    I thought the one about Daryl Keppelmeyer and his $699 'not shopping
    local' fee was a hoot, but this one is subversively funny. One more for the
    amazing Keppelmeyers; Dan, Rudy, James, David, Daryl, and his other
    brother Daryl.

    If the punditverse keeps swallowing these, folks are going to start
    wondering just how inbred Lindon Utah really is.

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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 07:39 AM PST
    Thanks for the advice. Exchanged all my Apple shares for Microsoft. Phew!
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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 08:14 AM PST
    Sir, what are you smoking and where can I get some. People often talk about S. Jobs realty distortion field, I fear that you are lost in one too. My sincere best wishes for a prompt recovery from what ever is distorting your sense of reality.
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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 08:53 AM PST
    Aside from the fact that every single comment points out the blatent
    falsifications in the article, it amazes me that anyone would read this
    article and actually take it seriously. There isn't an analyst alive that
    would be bearish on Apple. Its hardware is always among the "Top
    Rated" and "Best Pick" in any buying guide. Further, Apple's earnings has
    maintained double digit growth for the past years. Thats something that
    Microsoft certainly can't say considering its stock has been stuck in the
    mid-twenties for years. The notion that trivial class-action lawsuits might
    somehow undermine Apple's stability is laughable. You completely
    neglect the plethora of class-actions suits that Microsoft deals with each
    year. I certainly hope that anyone reading this article detects the
    author's obvious bias and realizes how he crafts the article using only
    pieces of the overall story to create a pathetic argument at best.

    ps. Apple has over $10 Billion in cash and doesn't lose money on each
    unit it sells (ie. Zune and Xbox)
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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: GregA on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 09:46 AM PST
    This does appear to be a joke site :)

    Take a quick look at this article by another Kepelmeyer :)
    http://www.danaquarium.com/article.php?story=20050225221832301

    I think perhaps we're so used to bad reporting in the religious Apple vs
    Microsoft that the current article did not go anywhere near far enough to be
    a good parody. It looked real!

    (I have read similar REAL one-sided stuff in PC week etc a few years back)
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    David's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 10:21 AM PST
    Seriously, please change the name of this article to David Keppelmeyer's
    an indiot.
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    David's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 10:22 AM PST
    Seriously, please change the name of this article to David Keppelmeyer's
    an idiot.
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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 10:49 AM PST
    This guy is a moron. I wonder how he was able to stay in business for
    18 years. He obviously knows nothing about the supposed "aged
    macintosh platform" and he says that Apple's products are no different
    than a cheap pc. That is so wrong I would slap this guy if I saw him on
    the street. Apple rewrote their operating system when they switched to
    Mac OS X and they ported it to intel within 5 years. I'd like to see his PC
    platform attempt such a thing and come out without their feet in their
    mouths. I was a long time PC user and I know that platform inside and
    out. I switched to mac and never looked back. The only time I ever use
    a pc is when i'm fixing them for friends who can't afford a Mac. They're
    stuck using a mediocre, problem infested platform. Everyone I know
    that has switched is far happier and would never go back. Vista sucks,
    Microsoft antipiracy measures suck, and most of all -- Zune sucks.
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    Maybe it is that OS 9 optics at this site...
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 11:02 AM PST
    David, please gimme some of your weed, seems to be good stuff you've
    been smoking lately...
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    Who is David Kepplemeyer?
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 11:54 AM PST
    I've never bought into the "so-and-so is on Microsoft's payroll" refrain
    whenever there's a critical or pessimistic article about Apple, but if you
    check this out:

    http://www.danaquarium.com/article.php?story=2005020905570523

    you'll see Mr. Kepplemeyer is identified as a "Microsoft security
    specialist."

    His criticism of Firefox and its users makes Kepplemeyer sound like the
    Stephen Colbert of the internet.
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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 11:55 AM PST
    This report is truly frightening. It is disturbing that you actually get paid
    and perhaps make a living with such nonsense. Oh well, I guess every
    company is free to throw money away.
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    Check the stories on the home page, folks
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 12:38 PM PST
    Never mind my post about who this guy is. Check out the home page of
    this site and admit that we're maybe a little oversensitive. Props for
    making the report sound real enough to get people so riled up.
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  • Check the stories on the home page, folks - Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 04:07 PM PST
  • Maybe you should be writing for TV?
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 04:56 PM PST
    Brilliant! I love good satire when I read it. Even better when few others
    seem to get it. Shows how we are so used to accepting articles at face
    value, as pseudo-facts, without putting much effort into comprehension.

    Nice work.
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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 07:40 PM PST
    Funny thing, you do a search of the The Keppelmeyer Group and nothing
    comes up, but a bunch of bullshit written by a David Keppelmeyer who
    seems to be a Microsoft security expert. Coicidence? By the way isn't
    someone being a Microsoft security expert an Oxymoron?
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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 09:21 PM PST
    WOW! What a total tool. I think David has just killed The Keppelmeyer
    Groups' reputation in this industry. If I was a client that happened to read
    his garbage analysis I would be running for the hills! I'm not sure what this
    character has been doing for 18 years in this industry, but it certainly hasn't
    been educating himself.
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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 11:41 PM PST
    Okay this is supposed to be a satire I guess, as in: David Keppelmeyer = Rob Enderle, and The Keppelmeyer Group = The Enderle Group. It's a pretty bang-on imitation of Enderle's argumentation style, but unfortunately it doesn't seem to even attempt to be wink-nudge funny, which is why most people do not get that it is satire.

    Just copying exactly the argumentation style of some idiot is not really very good satire. It should also seek to heighten and point out the ridiculous in a way that makes me laugh ... y'know?

    Overall a well-written but misguided and therefore failed attempt.
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  • Apple's time is limited. - Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 11:48 PM PST
  • Apple's time is limited. - Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, November 24 2006 @ 07:40 PM PST
  • Apple's time is limited. - Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, November 24 2006 @ 07:53 PM PST
  • Apple's time is limited. - Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, November 24 2006 @ 02:14 AM PST
  • Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, November 24 2006 @ 03:26 AM PST
    Do a Google search for this dude... if it's the same David Keppelmeyer, he's a Microsoft Security Specialist. Hardly a neutral source of opinion. Apple's growth surge threatening your job security, mon ami?
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    Crack is a powerful drug!
    Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, November 24 2006 @ 04:21 AM PST
    It would seem that one can nowadays juxtapose a few snippets of nonsense and jump to any conclusion that illuminates a viewpoint. If Apple is indeed in trouble down the line, an this expert (smirk) proclaims....then microshaft is swirling the bowl as we speak!
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    18 years must be da-vinci code for...
    Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, November 24 2006 @ 05:26 AM PST
    i hope that your money is actually in CD's, because you obviously have
    lost a lot of money in the market with research such as this...

    you've obviously lost any clients you've ever had by keeping them out of
    the best performing stocks, and worse probably putting them in MSFT
    which hasn't done anything for going on 9 years because of not really
    understanding balance sheets....

    did you really not understand the asset line so much that you actually
    thought total short term assets were getting worse? really do yourself a
    favor and take a class in reading balance sheets, preferable first year
    classes...

    jon.
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    David K's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, November 24 2006 @ 08:09 AM PST
    So this is the quality of analysis that "business expert" David brings to the table with his consulting group. I wonder how his client businesses fare with such well-thought-out market investigations, confirmation of "facts" quoted, and depth of research? I guess they'll let just about anyone be a CEO these days. Hey, why not me?

    The man is either a fool, is shorting Apple, is a bought-and-paid-for mouthpiece, or will say anything for attention (even negative). In any event he has no business handling other people's money or having a hand in running their businesses (into the ground).

    Incompetent, desperate, dishonest, media-pig. Pick at least one.

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    Absolutely hilarious !!
    Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, November 24 2006 @ 08:38 PM PST

    This is the comics section of the Kepelmeyer Group, right? I belly laughed when I read the phrase "beleaguered Apple" for the first time in years !!

    BTW, love the aging "OS 9" retro look of the site design!!! ROFLOL !!!

    Yours in humor,

    Mel MacSmiley

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    Apple's time is [not] limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Saturday, November 25 2006 @ 09:51 AM PST
    OK please take John Dvorak's cock out of your ear and listen to what
    everyone on your website is saying.... You have your facts wrong, you
    draw poor conclusions, and you must in some way be benefitting from
    being pro-Microsoft (yes, I use that term rather than say anti-Apple). Who
    paid you to write this stuff? Moron.
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    iCal Alarm Set
    Authored by: Anonymous on Saturday, November 25 2006 @ 12:32 PM PST
    Well, I looked for all the usual suspects: "theonion" in the URL, my calendar
    to see if April 1st had snuck up on me... none of the above. Could this guy
    really be so addled?

    So I've set an alarm in iCal for 2 years from now to review this article. At
    that time, I'll check back and see where we are. Should be good for a
    chuckle.

    Russ
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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Saturday, November 25 2006 @ 07:25 PM PST
    Brilliant satire David! I haven't seen such a funny impersonation of a misguided stock analyst since Apple really was beleaguered. That's when I bought it, back in 1998 when their stock was selling for $7.50 (the day the iMac was announced). It almost as good as the stuff from 2003 when I convinced my friends to invest at $12.
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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: kristoff on Wednesday, November 29 2006 @ 06:47 AM PST
    wow Dana. you got a tonne of hits with this one. nice work :)
    ~c
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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 30 2006 @ 04:33 AM PST

    18 years of COMBINED experience. LOL!!!

    If this is a very small company (lets say 3 people) they would average 6
    years experience each. Hardly a reference and most probably very
    young and gullable people still not out of the Microsoft propaganda that
    their not yet honed common sense and judgement can't fathom.

    Good way to get hits though (albeit not much
    help to get business other than from idiots). They're probably just
    fishing for morons that, if they find this article anything other than
    laughable, would make appropriate customers for the amateurs that they
    are.
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    Apple's time is limited.
    Authored by: alexch on Wednesday, October 07 2009 @ 01:08 AM PDT
    I think Apple time isn't limited. 2009 year now and Apple one of the biggest corp in da world. But if you think Apple will dead you need to collect some Windows software.
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